Wednesday, March 22, 2006

And The Storm Subsides

Well at least a little.
My mom and my grandma declared a silent truce.


Everything's back to a suspended state of normalcy.

Although, the silence is deafening me...


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Rustom (talking to Roxanne) : tama yan wag ka muna mag
boyfriend.
Keanna : OO nga hintayin mo daw siya
Roxanne: ay ano ba yan.
Keanna: Anong year mo na ba? pagipunan mo na siya
Rustom
Roxanne: ay ano college fund?
Keanna: oo tapos si Rustom kuhanan mo ng memorial fund



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After live nomination, may konting connivance sina
RUSTOM, KEANNA AT BUDOY...sabi ni KEANNA:

"Paaano kaya kung nanominate si BUDOY SA
NOMINATION NIGHT, sino kaya boboto sa kanya? Eh wala naman
celfone ang mga unggoy."

hehe. bruha talaga.


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Last Saturday was fun.

Cast of characters: semi complete lang ang mga Buckleys. Moi, Ian, Paulo, Junville, Edward.

Paulo's cousin from New York wanted us to tour him around the Metro.

Lemme just say...nakaka nosebleed siya. Iba talaga ang New Yorker accent at ang bilis niya magsalita. Siyempre nasubok ang vocabulary ko. ahahha.

Although, I have no problems with the accent (getting used to it after 48 bajillion years of working in my company, doh), Ronald was this walking, talking Pinoy slash Black woman. As in ala Queen Latifah with matching z-snaps ang bruha. Sobrang kaka aliw at kaka loka.

A very interesting character, this Ronald is. He works for MAC in the States during the days and he has band gigs during the weeknights. Cool no? Funny nga kasi nung sinabi niya sa MAC dito kung magkano asking price niya, natawa ang Brand Manager. Ganun daw kasi nakukuha niyang sweldo. hehe.

Ito pa. Ronald is as camp as camp can be. When he performs with his band (he's the lead singer) parang ibang nilalang ang lumalabas na boses. Pano ba naman kasi, (I've heard him sing) nakaka kilig kalamnan ang boses niya. As in soulful negro voice talaga. Kung di mo siya kilala, nalaglag na ang undergarments mo. ahaha. They got offers from major recording firms in the States, kaya lang they were asking him to, ahem, act more straight. Ang sagot ng dyosa:

"What's up with that? I'll be whatever I want to be. I'll convince people that I'm straight, if you convince them I'm white."

Taray no? hehehe.

We went to our favorite dining place: Seaside. As usual, panalo talaga dito. We even met up with the rest of the D.R. team from the office. Andun din si Al (my blog mate and friend since the age of the dinosaurs from Livejournal). Chikahan galore, lamunan galore. hehe.

After which Ron told us that he heard of Malate through the grapevine. Edi siyempre sugod kami dun. Nag Rainbow Project kami at naglaklakan till we were knocked silly. After which, takbo sa Synder. Funny pa nga kasi wala nang bakanteng VIP room. So ang ginawa ni yours truly, I knocked on this room with only 2 guys in it. In fernez ang laki ng nakuha nila so I thought theres no harm naman in sharing the room with us diba? ahahaha. Ang kapal talaga ng mukah, I know.

At siyempre si Ron, banggag banggag na, huge frame and all (he's 5'11 and, uhm, big boned) went in, all diva like! ahahahaha. Kulang na lang palabasin niya yung dalawang guys.


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The day after, I am still nursing my nosebleed. ahahah. choz.

Pero in furnez ha. The accent rubbed off on me.

The next day I got a text from Ron,

"Dahling, I've been invited to a party by one of those local celebrities. Geneva Cruz is the name. Do you know her? I met her at work. She says its in Quezon City. God, I don't even know how to get to Glorietta!" (his posh condo is a few streets down Greenbelt 3. hehe)

to be continued...

[Music of the Moment: Something Ron sang, his original composition at that. Nakaka LSS e. ]
[Mood: black ]

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

When Worlds Collide

Alas, I asked for it.

Turmoil and drama happening in the homefront.

My mom and my grandmother on a war of nerves (and words). This might just lead to an eviction...and it won't be pretty. Shit, even I'm getting stressed out.

Mom only wants to be happy but still my philandering father gets the grandma's blind approval (it figures, he's her son). God, I feel morose for my mom.

Will leave blogging for a while till gets resolved.

Wish me well, bloggy baby.

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[Music of the Moment: silence ]
[Mood: tired ]

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

And The Storm Subsides

Well at least a little.
My mom and my grandma declared a silent truce.


Everything's back to a suspended state of normalcy.

Although, the silence is deafening me...


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Rustom (talking to Roxanne) : tama yan wag ka muna mag
boyfriend.
Keanna : OO nga hintayin mo daw siya
Roxanne: ay ano ba yan.
Keanna: Anong year mo na ba? pagipunan mo na siya
Rustom
Roxanne: ay ano college fund?
Keanna: oo tapos si Rustom kuhanan mo ng memorial fund



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After live nomination, may konting connivance sina
RUSTOM, KEANNA AT BUDOY...sabi ni KEANNA:

"Paaano kaya kung nanominate si BUDOY SA
NOMINATION NIGHT, sino kaya boboto sa kanya? Eh wala naman
celfone ang mga unggoy."

hehe. bruha talaga.


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Last Saturday was fun.

Cast of characters: semi complete lang ang mga Buckleys. Moi, Ian, Paulo, Junville, Edward.

Paulo's cousin from New York wanted us to tour him around the Metro.

Lemme just say...nakaka nosebleed siya. Iba talaga ang New Yorker accent at ang bilis niya magsalita. Siyempre nasubok ang vocabulary ko. ahahha.

Although, I have no problems with the accent (getting used to it after 48 bajillion years of working in my company, doh), Ronald was this walking, talking Pinoy slash Black woman. As in ala Queen Latifah with matching z-snaps ang bruha. Sobrang kaka aliw at kaka loka.

A very interesting character, this Ronald is. He works for MAC in the States during the days and he has band gigs during the weeknights. Cool no? Funny nga kasi nung sinabi niya sa MAC dito kung magkano asking price niya, natawa ang Brand Manager. Ganun daw kasi nakukuha niyang sweldo. hehe.

Ito pa. Ronald is as camp as camp can be. When he performs with his band (he's the lead singer) parang ibang nilalang ang lumalabas na boses. Pano ba naman kasi, (I've heard him sing) nakaka kilig kalamnan ang boses niya. As in soulful negro voice talaga. Kung di mo siya kilala, nalaglag na ang undergarments mo. ahaha. They got offers from major recording firms in the States, kaya lang they were asking him to, ahem, act more straight. Ang sagot ng dyosa:

"What's up with that? I'll be whatever I want to be. I'll convince people that I'm straight, if you convince them I'm white."

Taray no? hehehe.

We went to our favorite dining place: Seaside. As usual, panalo talaga dito. We even met up with the rest of the D.R. team from the office. Andun din si Al (my blog mate and friend since the age of the dinosaurs from Livejournal). Chikahan galore, lamunan galore. hehe.

After which Ron told us that he heard of Malate through the grapevine. Edi siyempre sugod kami dun. Nag Rainbow Project kami at naglaklakan till we were knocked silly. After which, takbo sa Synder. Funny pa nga kasi wala nang bakanteng VIP room. So ang ginawa ni yours truly, I knocked on this room with only 2 guys in it. In fernez ang laki ng nakuha nila so I thought theres no harm naman in sharing the room with us diba? ahahaha. Ang kapal talaga ng mukah, I know.

At siyempre si Ron, banggag banggag na, huge frame and all (he's 5'11 and, uhm, big boned) went in, all diva like! ahahahaha. Kulang na lang palabasin niya yung dalawang guys.


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The day after, I am still nursing my nosebleed. ahahah. choz.

Pero in furnez ha. The accent rubbed off on me.

The next day I got a text from Ron,

"Dahling, I've been invited to a party by one of those local celebrities. Geneva Cruz is the name. Do you know her? I met her at work. She says its in Quezon City. God, I don't even know how to get to Glorietta!" (his posh condo is a few streets down Greenbelt 3. hehe)

to be continued...

[Music of the Moment: Something Ron sang, his original composition at that. Nakaka LSS e. ]
[Mood: black ]

Ang Walang Johari...

...amoy bulok na cheese.

Here's for the positive traits (kung meron man)
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Derek+D+Dyosa

And to keep this interesting, I made a Nohari (the inverse). Okrayin niyo na ko. Ibuhos na lahat ng galit sakin. hehe.
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Derek+D+Dyosa

At ang hindi sumagot, liliit ang boobs. Pag sinagutan mo to, bukas, magiincrease ang cup size mo. (Kung lalaki ka, sige na nga, yung junjun mo na lang liliit pa di mo sinagutan to, pag sinagutan mo, you're set for life. ehehehhe)

At walang angalan sa name na napili ko. Derek lang kasi gusto ko. E kahit anong permutation, nakuha na. So there.

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[Music of the Moment: Isn't She Lovely? - Stevie Wonder ]
[Mood: joining the bandwagon ]

Monday, March 06, 2006

Its Raining Babes

March 4, Sabaday, rest day na naman.

I had the chance to go out with my very pregnant(although, hindi halata) bestfriend, Cris. She's 7 months into the ultimate labor, and yet she's as fresh and as pretty as a dandelion.

O sige na, virginal. (sabi mo e. heheheh)

Sinamahan ko siya sa check up niya sa Makati Med. Josko ha. Andaming mothers and fathers -to be. Dumating kami 1pm, and took a number: 36. Guess what number pa lang ang being serviced? Tumataginting na #19. Mahaba habang inuman to.

Every woman in the clinic gave Cris an envious glance. Meron pa nga nagsabi, "miss alam niyo yang anak niyo babae, kasi ang ganda ganda niyo." another one quipped: "pag naka talikod kayo, parang di ka buntis, ang sexy mo pa rin e."

Syempre. Ang ganda ata ng Bes ko. Model yan dati e. Standing a full 5 feet 7 inches without shoes, she towers over most ladies. At ang bone structure sa mukha ha. She's very hard to miss. At may kasabihan nga: Birds of the same feather...

..Are birds.

Hahahahah. I love you, bes!

Syempre ginawa naming tambayan ang 3rd floor lobby ng Makati Med. Chickahan galore, at meron pang camwhore sessions (mawawala pa ba yun?)

Nakapag lunch na kami at na play na ng sandosenang mp3 (c/o my sexy little PSP), #25 pa lang. So mega nagtodo todo kaming heart to heart.

I'm glad we can do that again, sis. :)

Dumating kami dun 1pm, natawag kami for her turn 6pm. Ang saya saya no? At pagtungtong namin sa loob ng uber-sosyal na clinic ni doctora, naaliw ako.

Ang ganda ganda ni doctora, parang derma ang drama. As in wala siyang pores sa pagkaflawless. hehe. At nakakatuwa siya because after dozens of clients, blooming pa rin ang bruha at napaka perky. And guess what?

She's pregnant too.


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Ang doctora, ang lakas rumaket.
Isang consultation niya (which lasts 1hour at most, 5 minutes the shortest) is 500 peysos.

Now, nung araw na yun naka 45 clients siya.

Do the math. Tiba tibang peysosesoses! (at isang araw lang yun ha!)

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Anyways, after a pleasant consulation, I decided to bring Cris to someplace we've never been to before. Syempre dapat malapit lang sa Makati.

Sugod Market! Market! (kelangan talaga kasali ang mga exclamation marks)

Naghahanap kasi si Cris ng baby stuff na preferrably mura. So ayun. I really want to like Market! Market! because of its ambiance, di ko lang talaga feel ang mga Jolina hoardes. Lalo na yung mga gangster wannabee na ang lagkit ng tingin kay Cris. Syempre pinagtitignan ko ng masama, sabay hawak sa kamay at walk away. (Umiral ang pagkalalaki daw o. hehe)

Nilibot talaga namin ang lahat ng tiannge. Namili ng abubot here and there.


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Nag pig out na naman ako (what's new?). Pero at least this time kasama ko ang kakambal ko sa lamunan na tila hindi tinatablan ng pagtaba.

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Night came. We headed home. Slumber party sa bahay ng mga A-a--s (last name witheld due to insistent request). The last time we had this was over 6 months ago.

Potek, namiss ko to!

It's very rare for us to find people who we can bare our true souls to.

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Kinabukasan dumating ang Kuya at ang sister-in-law ni Cris. Newlyweds. Dala din ang baby nila.
I love kids. Whoops, lemme clarify that: I love Babies, I do however, abhor kids in their toddler years. Toddlers are monsters while on the other hand, babies are miracles. They can make bumbling fools of everyone, especially when everyone uses their "babyspeak" voice.

Bakit ganun? Napapalibutan ako ng sandamakmak na baby? Anong gusto nitong ipahiwatig?

I definitely want a baby of my own. Yes, from my own loins. Not necessarily including the act of procreation. Basta. Will I be a good father? I know I will. Bakit naisipan ko naman ito? Ewan ko ba.



[Music of the Moment: Take A Chance - ABBA ]
[Mood: baby mode ]

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Misplaced Ideals

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh. Stop it!
Bickering, conspiring, destabilizing...

What have we been hearing on the news over the past few days?
Nothing but utter rubbish.

Hindi lang identity wala ang bansang ito.
Direction.

Lahat ng nasa kapangyarihan, naghihilahan.
Dito, doon, dito, doon.

Tayo naman, nagpapahila.

God give us a gigantic remote controller that, like shutting off the TV when there is nothing good to watch, can shut up the monkeys running the cogs of society.

Hindi na ba tayo makakatikim ng Golden Era?
Ang dami dami namang matatalino sa bansang ito. Bakit ganun?

Ang konti lang nilang mga naka upo kumpara sa atin, pero bakit ganun?

Whether the highest official in the land still has moral ascendancy to lead the people is no longer the question.

They should ask themselves, if they proceed with their plans: who will they crown as the successor? Will he/she be any better? Will he/she be as clean a slate as they would want us to believe?

A great man once said: "Let the one with no fault, cast the first stone."
I don't see any stones a-flying.

But these questions are but second string to this most important one:
Will this country move forward?


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Yanno what ticks me off? People who say "po", like its some filler word.

Hindi naman ako naiinis dahil feeling ko matanda na ko, its just...the delivery itself.

Feeling niyo ba, nagiging cute kayo pag nag po-PO kayo?

Hinde.


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At dahil nagparamdam ka in an almost mysterious way:

Shout out to one of my favorite Buckleys* who has gone AWOL.

Athan! I miss you, you bitch!!!!!

Bumalik ka na, buckley ka!!!!! hehe.







*Buckley = baklita. ;)


[Music of the Moment: Come Together - Beatles/ Regine ]
[Mood: emaciated ]