Thursday, February 02, 2006

Shongs

Subject: Beauty Contest
Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos

Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.


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Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to
your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmm... taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.


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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm... I am not sure...
Host: Hindi... Kunwari ikaw, more or less...?
Girl: Uhmm... more.

(crowd booing...)

Sige, Sige... Less, less....


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Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because... because Danielle Steele, I
like best. Thank
you.


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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.


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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.


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Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I...
That's all. Thank you!


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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.


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Host: Hindi ito boob... hindi ito tube... Pero
tinatawag itong
boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!


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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!


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(Gay Contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang
bading...
(pause)
...Ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: ...Si
Melanie Marquez po!


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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a
motto eh.

(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd
started saying, "Time is
gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!


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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a
blind person, how
would you do it?
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up.
(then the girl
turns and walks away.)


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Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.


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Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would
your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... bumble bee!


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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.


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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for
marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!


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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.


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Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige...
Girl: In one word... MY LIFE!


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Host: If you were given any special power, what
would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!


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Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite
author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite...?
Girl: Eh... kasi patay na sya eh.


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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth
today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!


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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how
did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you
think of me, did
you walk?

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(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano'ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!

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Went out with the Buckleys last Saturday (yes, I'm phasing out Becky from my vocabulary. Buckley...short for baklita...hahahaha).

We headed for Synder in Malate and had a concert (literally, as in, in front of other people..kaya namin e.) After which hindi pa nakuntento, we headed to Providence next. Initially, there were 5 of us, but Paulo invited his doctor/suitor. Kaya lang when he arrived may additional cargo.

He had with him 5 other Pamhins (as in Pa-lalake effect to the highest heavens). It was a motley group indeed. Ito talaga ang klase ng Buckley na hindi ko ma intindihan. I mean, year 2006 na. Bakit ba kelangan pa magpumilit, e obvious na obvious naman. If I know, underneath that facade, theres a butterfly waiting to burst forth. Oh well, to each his own.

Malate on a Saturday night is very...shall we say, vibrant. Lots of sights to see. :)

Over all, the night was a blast. Natapos na kami mga 7am na. We even played this interview portion ala Ricky Lo and MegaStar (nakaharbat kasi kami ng Philippine Inquirer sa Jollibee, asa Entertainment section). Wala lang, trip trip lang.

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Walang relation, pero I'm jumping for joy 'coz
SAT SUN NA AKO!!! SAT SUN NA AKO!!! SAT SUN NA AKO!!! SAT SUN NA AKO!!!SAT SUN NA AKO!!!SAT SUN NA AKO!!!

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Slumber party na naman tayo Cris! Alam ko miss na miss mo na ko, gurl! Kaya wala ka na magagawa. Our cooking with chorva days will be alive and kicking once again! heheheh

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Oh and to all my fellow fanatics, or whoever gives a damn:

And to all those naysayers: EAT Me.

[Music of the Moment: Sweet Love ]
[Mood: rejoicing ]


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