Sunday, August 07, 2005

Shout Out Blonde

ue to blogging inactivity, somebody asked me on the tagboard if I'm off galivanting again in god-knows-which-island. As much as I am dying to go do that, nope. Its too...rainy nowadays, that the travel bug in me had been left a bit too damp. However, I'm having a blast. Too much happening. Too little time left to blog. Nevertheless, out of the necessity to write something down, I have one of those blonde jokes. Knock yourself silly.

Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


[Music of the Moment: Here I Go Again - Mario ]
[Mood: blonde ]

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